Crystal Blue Chris Taylor


Got a new player
Traded for Zach Lee
The offense is rising
Most definitely
A World Series is coming, ooh ooh
Roster is changing
Ain’t it beautiful, ooh, ooh
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor
Better get ready to play the youth
Youth, youth is the answer, ooh, ooh
And that’s the truth
So get rid of PVL’s, ooh ooh
So easy to do
Put them in the bowl
And just flush the poo
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor, mmm, mmm
Plays with Corey and Cody
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor
 Crystal Blue Chris Taylor
May it be this fall,
They lead the team
On every green field, ooh ooh
In every town
All of his teammates
Dodger Blue Nation
We’ll have a seventh shiny Trophy
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor, yeah
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor, aha
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor, aha
Crystal Blue Chris Taylor, aha

53 thoughts on “Crystal Blue Chris Taylor

  1. Methinks Alex Wood is the real deal. Kershaw, Urias, Wood, Ryu, Maeda. Maybe McCarthy comes back and Ryu goes to the bullpen??

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  2. Crystal Blue Chris Taylor gets demoted to #7 after going 3-for-4 with a Grand Slam HR.

    1. Andrew Toles (L) LF
    2. Corey Seager (L) SS
    3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
    4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
    5. Joc Pederson (L) CF
    6. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
    7. Chris Taylor (R) 2B
    8. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
    9. Julio Urias (L) P


  3. Current OPS

    Toles .775
    Seager .859
    Turner .953
    Bombay 1.110
    Joc .719
    Grandal .689
    Crystal Blue 1.205
    Puig .758


    A-Gone .635
    Van Slyke .508
    Utterly Finished .325
    Ethier .000


  4. Good to see production from the bottom half of the order. If the season is to be a good one, we’ll need to see a lot more of what they’ve done the last couple of nights.

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  5. OBF, I don’t know how you do it. I was visiting my son in North Carolina and even though he has MLB.TV there is no way I can stay up late for west coast games.


    • Staying up doesn’t bother me, it’s the next mornings that hurt.
      So far I’ve handled it.


  6. One thing I’ve really noticed about this team is how much joy the kids have playing together. Belli, Seager, Taylor, Barnes, Toles et al. all seem to have an infectious comradery.


  7. We got lucky tonight against a team that is not playing very well. When we face the good teams, I am not very optimistic. We kill the Padres and Pirates and everybody thinks we have a great team.. I say, beat the Cubs, Nationals, etc….. Then you are a good to great team…..


  8. Since the pitching staff doesn’t hit very many home-runs. In the event that the Dodgers sweep a team this season…All of the pitchers will get bobbleheads and join the celebration, upon the party boats.

    Maybe they’ll get to cruise around on Vinny’s imaginary lake, just beyond CF.


  9. The game apparently ended right after I went to bed. But I didn’t want to linger on if the game would run deeper into extra innings, like I’ve done in the past. Later in the season, I’ll stick around in important games, like I usually did.


  10. I wonder if A-Gone will be rushed back from the DL, now that the Dodgers need Bombay to man left field, since Toles is injured. Possible ACL, waiting for MRI results.


    • Or, ???, will the Dodgers go all in on the kids revolution, and bring up Alex Verdugo to play left field? Bring him up before his 21st birthday of May 15th!


  11. Bobblehead Yacht Club presents…

    The Bobblehead Walk-Off Cooler!!

    Baseball superstitions dictate that I close the comment section again on #53!!

    Nose to-the Grindstone

    I’m sure someone (not I) will throw up another thread soon…



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