Two in the Desert Sunday

Doc say’s we’re a split squad today Joc!

I’m going with you J.T.


Kershaw and Karns as the Dodgers battle the Royals today at 1:05  pm


Holland faces Wood under the lights at CBR against the White Sox at 7:05 pm


54 thoughts on “Two in the Desert Sunday

  1. CK SLICE – 22 CK BABY

    Yo, LAD, Let’s get it!!!!
    22 CK Baby, 22 CK Baby
    World Series, next stop, Collaborate and listen
    22’s on the hill frontin’ ‘da blue henchmen
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo — I don’t know
    Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
    Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
    I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull’s eye, The kid don’t play
    If there was a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
    22 CK WS November , 22 CK WS November
    22 CK…

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  2. They are saying Kershaws mechanics are rusty.

    My guess would be Kershaw’s been working hard, building strength towards CG status and his arm is a bit rubbery?


  3. Turner and Joc were almost caught holding hands at 3B. The throw home was up the line and short after the put-out at 1B. Turner retreats back to second as Joc dives back to the bag 3rd.


    • I’m no doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, and Brock was given the Schmidt Suite on the 29th floor, plus a bucket of quarters for the mechanical vibrating mattress. We believe he should be good to go in time for the Shriner’s Convention.

      Even know Ned stayed at the downtown Motel 6, he’ll have more on this subject during tonight’s broadcast.


  4. Smokey – (dials an old rotary phone – click-click-click-click, ring-ring!)

    Voice on receiver – Sunbelt Rents!!

    Smokey – How much do you charge for a backhoe???


  5. In Little League I could purchase a Rawlings pitch-back for $12.00.

    It’ll set you back darn-near a $100.00 now.

    How many of them pitch-backs you reckon Kershaw has broken over the years?

    Whatever it is? He has enough cash-ola to buy Charley a new one every day.


    • That’d make a good commercial.

      Charley breaks the pitch-back. So Clayton pays A.J to sit in a chair and roll the ball back to him…


  6. Line-drive off of the new pitcher #83, runner on second interfered with by the short-stop…yadda, yadda, yadda…zero outs!


  7. I decided to call it an early night. I went to bed when things were looking good. It looks like it was a good night for it, in more ways than one.


    • It took 26 minutes to get the first out. The crowd roared like it was a walk-off.

      Those kids looked like Benny Hill trying to play baseball.

      Highly comical…


      • Towards the end…as the crowd dissipated, Rick and Neds mic began picking up the remaining fan reaction.

        One guy politely asked the pitcher to throw strikes.

        Then some girl asked, “What the Fuck Happened?

        Before she decided to chant “Let’s Go Dodgers” again…


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