Any good Pirate knows da best way to scuttle yer foe is to pull in behind ’em. Dat’s wat de boys did last night before the fireworks, dey cum from behind! Dat’s me fav-rite ting to do! Den de fireworks go like de cannons!
Now, mateys, we seems to got a bevy o’ startin pitchers all a sudden. We gunna let McCarthy stay on wit his wife, as long as he pitched like he did on Sunday. His wife? She be here wit us no matter wut.
Den comin’ in on Thursday, will be our good matey from Korea, we calls him Hyun-Jin Ryu. Known for his noodle advertisements and singin’ abilities, Ryu also happens to be a startin’ pitcher just now comin’ back from da cuttin’ dat wuz done on his throwin shoulder.
Wat ta do wit dese guys – Urias, Stewart, McCarthy, Maeda, Kazmir, Ryu, Kershaw, etc, etc? Silly question, parrot, dat’s a good problem to have. Today, Maeda-mate will have at it, and may de offense give him da run support!