This tale will chill ya to the bone, lads n lassies. With our brother Clayton Kershaw in the brig due to his ailin’ back, we got another scallywag pitching tomorrow. This one is by name of Brandon McCarthy, of whom ya heard before.
Will this bilge rat be worth a damn? Will he get anybody out? Are ya wantin to know any of dis? Then ya might wanna turn yer screens to the beisball game tomorrow at 1 pm Pirate Time (PDT). That is, if the Dodgers allow their little game to come to yer screen. Fer ya see, they don’t care much fer the likes of you and me. They care about one thing, and it’s green, ya see.