Tepesch Mode


Everybody else is either hurt or a known poor pitcher (Bolsinger), so the Dodgers call on Tepesch Mode for a spot start tonight.  He will try to:

Meanwhile, the offense will go off on Jameson Taillon, a rookie right-hander who has given up four dingers in his first three major league starts.  Look for Corey Seager, Justin Turner, and Joc Pederson to all go yard.


34 thoughts on “Tepesch Mode

  1. 1. Chase Utley (L) 2B
    2. Corey Seager (L) SS
    3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
    4. Adrian Gonzalez (L) 1B
    5. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
    6. Joc Pederson (L) CF
    7. Yasmani Grandal (S) C
    8. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
    9. Nick Tepesch (R) P


  2. The Little Puiggy

    Sung to “Piggies” by the Beatles

    Have you seen our little Puiggy
    Crawling in the dirt?
    And for all us little Puiggy
    Life is getting worse
    Always having dirt to play around in

    Have you seen the bigger Puiggy
    Ever throw to the cutoff man?
    You will find the bigger Puiggy
    Stirring up the dirt
    Always has to run through e’ry stop sign

    In his styes with all their backing
    He don’t care what goes on around him
    In our eyes he’s something hacking
    What he need’s a damn good whacking

    Everywhere there’s Yasiel Puiggy
    Living a Puiggy life
    You can see him out for dinner
    In his Puiggy dives
    Clutching forks and knives to eat his bacon

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  3. I think SVS should play first. Agon get better or traded. and this chatter about all the HRs jameson Toillor(sp) gave up to Mets and Cubs, there is guy named urias who gave HRs to Cubs and Mets also and he is still in the rotation and still hasnt won a game. Just saying, any pitcher is tough on the pathetic Dodgers hitting. For the record Puig did not hit HR, it was a single, that went for an error, that won that game. and also he was on base, also by single, when Grandal hit his Game winning 3 run HR,
    So Puig is contributing since he came back from the DL, yes I have not forgot his previous gaffs, not going to 3rd on an AJ bunt, but with Puig I cant live in the past, just move forward, progress, get better and hopefully fundamentals will take over “the show” of “make baseball fun again”. Because we need somebody in the line up to carry this team, not sure Turner, Agon or Utley are going to be the bell ringers.
    So let the kids play!
    As a Beatles fan, the name of the song is “piggies”. Crash you mixed in the Aesop fable in the Title, but IM not being critical, a very clever take on that song, I just Hope Puig gets a damn good whacking on the baseball.

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  4. Wonderful, just wonderful….I guess one clean inning was all we could expect! Tired of this shit….having to come from behind every damn game!

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  5. Well, so much for another pitcher selection out of our stellar farm system. Instead of pulling out these never-do-wells from somewhere, why don’t we give a few of the future prospects a chance – like Boyle, or someone named Oats. They’re not exactly on the top of our prospect list, but maybe some guys who are beating the odds in the minors (like winning) are a better answer than people who’ve already proven that they don’t belong in the bigs.


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